The designer of Moly-Poly pivots, architect Howard Styles, has reached an age when falling off the dunny is a normal occurrence.

Strangely, he had never fitted these pivots to his WC door but the nice ambulance man was able to rescue him without too much structural damage. A detail has now been prepared for old architects and others, to allow the good wife to call you a silly galoot while you’re still prone and vulnerable.

The highly affordable Moly-Poly pivots are made in Australia and available from Angle Shoe Products.